Utah News spotted this story published October 19, 2026 at KSL. Full coverage may follow as more sources report.
HIGHLAND DISCO — I first saw a Highland cow while sitting in the lobby at my dentist's office. Initially, I was convinced that it was either: A) not real, or B) the creation of some early 2000s emo fan who wanted a cow to reflect their likeness — complete with poorly cut and flat-ironed bangs over their eyes.